IT'S FINALLY TIME. You've been asking me to sell you things. And I've been saying yeah, well, maybe, I could, but, no time. Well now, it really is time. I have time. I have time, for you.
We've gotta get into a rhythm, so here's how it's gonna go down.
I'm gonna take a limited number of commissions. They will be for real objects.
Your choices are figurine-esque sculptures (up to 10x10x10") or posable puppets (8" tall).
Tiny pieces (up to 3") are only $35! This can be a severed head, a pendant, etc.
Small sculptures (up to 5") start at $60. Examples include Knelt and Baby Bird.
Medium sculptures (5-8") start at $100. Examples include Fleabitten, Deerchk, Titty Kitty, and Pikatrap.
Large sculptures (8-10") start at $150. Examples include Silver Point, Growing Pains, and Wolf Fight.
Posable puppets will be a flat $200, including one outfit.
This price includes one relatively traditional character or creature in any pose of your choice.
Allover texture (fur, guts, whatever) is an extra $10 per size.
Depending on the complexity of the piece you are interested in, you may receive a personal quote. Each order will be completed and shipped within ONE WEEK. That's customer service!
Why are these prices SO GOOD? Because I'm moving across the country to become a tattoo artist. And suddenly I need to raise a lot of money. And I'm not gonna do it with a day job. So let's get this thing going. LET ME MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. Make mine come true too.
E-MAIL ME at firstname.lastname@example.org